On our way home on public transport
"I don't really bite", to the stranger guy she was sat next to on the train home - Petra
After our league cup semi final win:
"So we know we have made the final, the only question that remains...is the final being played at Wembley?!" - Amy
On route to an away game:
Lucy gets the team a shout out, "Good luck to Lucy, Tasha, Preeti, Elsa and Na travelling to their Sunday League football match" - Kiss FM
In the changing room:
Our captain talking about dogs not being allowed on our Concorde pitches, "Well they allow H******* V**** on the pitch" - Anon
"An inch makes a difference..." - Jayshree
Whilst warming up:
A drill involving hand holding and football passing, "Glenn, are we allowed to touch ourself?" - Preeti. Glenn, "After the game Preeti".
"There is nothing wrong with stuffing some tissue down there" - Glenn, who was actually talking about shin pads
On the pitch:
After a goal kick, "Oh great kick! Come on BA, let's make the most of it! OH SH*T!" - Petra, who was playing CB
After the tenth foul on our striker, "Excuse me! I don't dive! I'm a rugby player, rugby players don't dive!" - Gilly
In the bar:
Becks speaking about food, "But chickens not like real meat, is it".
"When I'm not wearing my glasses I don't hear very well"
Carina in the pub after the match::
"Ok, so there are 10 leagues with 6 teams in each, that makes loads of teams! Like 600!"
At a 5aside tournament when talking about the number of teams entered to play:
- Lou (who works in Finance, No Lou, that makes 60.)
"One time in the changing rooms Petra was drying herself. I was sat underneath her and her towel fell..."
Whilst paintballing we were taking about bushes....
(Char's contribution to the conversation)
Silvia and her bad back....
but apparently I have been bent since young
yes we know that.....
Team selection logic in the bar:
"Well, you've got 15 players here. So even if 5 drop out, you are still left with a full 11..." - Lou (who works in Finance)
From the Ealing pub crawl 2006:
"It's taking ages to get hard" - Nav, pub no 19
"Hmm, nice Baileys" - Jacinta while slurping a JD & coke in pub no 20
"She was screaming for it...... so I gave it to her!" - Preeti about Petra at 5-aside
"I was making too much noise so he said, 'Petra, get off!!'" - Petra
"I was dripping..." - Katie
"Spread your legs Jenny! It's easier that way!" - Jacinta "Gender" at training
"Are penalties direct or indirect?" - Jacinta "Gender" at Goals 5aside tournament
"And the woman was touching my mangos" - Nav (in the changing room -
exchanging supermarket gossip ...)
"A nice young man" - Katie Y (in the curry house when asked if anything was
"I'll bring a dildo....... no, I mean a lilo." - Karen
"I don't like wearing heels" - Amrik
"I'm on anyone, anytime" - Preeti
"To whom did the Maltese referee say 'Open your legs, please.'?" - Suzie
"One the girls was offside, so she clipped the back of my heels. I went falling down. As my face was just about
to hit the floor the ball bounces up and smacks my nose, then to make matters worse I hit the floor with my
face!" - Preeti
In the changing room:
"I'll have number sex" - Lee
"The away team are at home" - Nav
"It's Valentine's Day in our house every day....." - Sim
At the Bingo social:
"Oh, your numbers look different to mine!" - Pauline